Part 5: Chapter 3: The Scream Part 2
Last time, Michael hallucinated in front of everyone like a dorkus.









Turns out Michael's not a dorkus.







Michael nods.



Michael and Babar head in, while Marill waits outside.


Welcome to the third dungeon. If you remember PMD Red/Blue, the third dungeon in that was also a mountain, and involved a rescue mission as well.

First off, we're gonna drink our vitamins

Babar gets the Calcium, which powers up his Special Attack, therefore making Ancient Power stronger. Michael gets the Iron and Protein, boosting her Defense and Attack respectively.

Protein makes Tackle, Fake Out, and Zen Headbutt stronger, as well. Just look at this Machop eat it.

Her non-crits aren't bad, either.

Rollcall Orbs summon team members to the leader. This is handy if they get separated by traps, moves like Whirlwind and Roar, or really annoying abilities.
If an enemy grabs a Rollcall Orb, they waste it immediately, and summon enemies to them. This can suck if they do this near you.

The X-Eye Seed is one of our most valuable weapons for the entire game. When thrown at an enemy, it makes them Cross-Eyed, and throws off their attacks for a few turns. It's a nice way to shut down dangerous foes.
If you eat an X-Eye Seed, allies, items, and other interactable objects will appear as Substitute dolls and flowers.

Mt. Bristle has more Rock-type enemies that need more than one hit to kill, like Geodude. They're also Ground-type, so Ancient Power doesn't fare much better against them.

It still splatters bugs, though.

Spinarak is weak, but annoying. It can fire its String Shot in any eight directions with line-of-sight, and slow down whoever gets hit. Being slowed means everyone else takes two actions for every one of yours.

This...

Is the most valuable item in the game to a Skitty. Let's consume it immediately!

White Gummis are the favorite color Gummi of Normal-type Pokemon. (Don't worry, there will be many, many more.)

Doduo is another annoying Pokemon to face. With Quick Attack, it can hit you before you get close enough to attack, and it gets STAB from it, as well.

Take Down is basically a stronger Tackle, but it does a small amount of recoil damage to the user. Not a good move to have in low-HP situations. I bypass learning it for now.

After reaching certain levels, the lead Pokemon gets new partner AI tactics. "Wait there" makes allies sit in place. This is useful if you're trying to round up allies who've gotten separated, and don't want to chase them around without a Rollcall Orb.

There's an enemy one space away, but Michael's out of Fake Outs! What to do? I could use a Max Elixir here, but what if that prompts the Doduo to Quick Attack me? Taking damage is annoying!

That's why we have Blast Seeds. They're nature's grenades.

They do less damage when thrown. However...

It's enough to send Doduo running.

When Run Away activates at low HP, the Pokemon will flee from you at every turn, instead of trying to approach and attack you. If ally Pokemon with Run Away get critical and flee, they'll probably get themselves killed, unless they're healed above critical and come to their senses.
This is why Eevee is the worst partner.

Enemy Pokemon don't regen HP by walking, so it's only a matter of time before the inevitable happens.

When eaten, Warp Seeds warp the Pokemon to a random spot on the same floor. They only warp to normal floor tiles, though. It's good for getting an enemy out of the way, or yourself out of danger.

Blowback Orbs work sort of like the moves Whirlwind and Roar. They'll blast an enemy back in a straight line, and take damage if they hit a wall or another Pokemon before they stop.

Our bag is too full to pick it up, but items don't need to be in the bag to be useful.



It's good for shaking up enemy positioning.

Starly knows Tackle and Quick Attack, and gets STAB on both. They can wear you down at this point in the game if you're not ready for them.

Nidorino's an evolved Pokemon, and can lower your Defense with Leer, but he's nothing to worry about.

A lot of things happened when I fed Babar a Blue Gummi, so I popped up the message log to go over it all. Occasionally, any flavor Gummi will give a boost to four stats instead of one. Efficiency Expert makes allies prioritize attacking the Pokemon with the lowest HP first.

Somebody left this perfectly good berry on the floor.

Let's share it with our neighbor.

How does it taste?!

The upper limits of Babar's damage climb higher with every level. Michael and Babar were level 8 at the start of the dungeon.

At level 11, Michael learns Sing. It's a better "I win" button than Attract, so I overwrite it.

Sing puts enemies to sleep, preventing them from acting. It has pretty good accuracy (better than the main series), and works on anything that doesn't have the Insomnia, Vital Spirit, or Soundproof abilities. Pokemon holding certain items or under certain statuses can also avoid being put to sleep, but for most of the game, the only thing stopping it is abilities.

On the floor is an item I'll be hoarding and using a lot in this game.

Sticks, along with their counterparts Iron Thorns and Silver Spikes, are the equivalent to arrows in PMD. Like Geo Pebbles and other rocks, they can be equipped to the "throwable weapon" slot and fired with L+R.

Unlike rocks, they go only in a straight line, and do damage based on the user's Attack stat.

They're also affected by Normalize, so Michael throws STAB Sticks.

A Machop gets the jump on Michael and uses a super-effective move on her!

OH NO IT'S ahahahahaha
Meanwhile, at the top of the mountain...



























Azurill makes a run for it.



This is too close for coincidence. As it turns out, Michael's not crazy.

Michael is right.







Fuck yeah!

















Let's go down the list of Drowzee's crimes.

- Child abduction
- Child endangerment

- Making fun of Team America

- Mocking the king of elephants


Let's take him down.

Drowzee wanders around in a haze as Team America whales on him.


Drowzee eventually stumbles so far away, we have to chase him.

It'd be easier if we could put him to sleep, but as a Pokemon known for putting others to sleep and eating their dreams, Drowzee has Insomnia, and is immune.

Michael throws Sticks until Drowzee straightens out.

We don't have anymore X-Eye Seeds, but Drowzee doesn't have anymore HP.












Officer Magnezone wee-woos their sirens at us in gratitude.
















Babar, how old even are you.








Michael's team was rewarded with an enlarged Treasure Bag! You can now carry more items than you could before!
That increases our bag capacity from 16 to 24. Neat!




Woohoo! Catching outlaws is way better than shitty fetch quests!

However, because 2,700P of that is the guild's share, that portion was withheld. As a result, Michael's team received only the remaining 300P!








Scammed again!






Babar's gut interrupts Michael's brooding.


Their stomachs growl again.




And so, they fed on the flesh of fruits. Later that night...









She thinks for a minute.





The rain continues deep into the night.




Cats aren't very forward-thinking.



Team Rocket forev--I mean yeah, sure she was.


Oh come on, there are no bad Pokemon--just bad Pokemon Trainers. They make their Pokemon do... oh. Right. Nevermind!















Glowing and being very pretty?


Elsewhere...

A dark figure rushes through the storm.











*: I've finally found it! A Time Gear! But... this is only the first of many...
